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CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE REACHED CAT PARADISE!!!
"Hi friend, welcome to Cat paradise, the amusement park where cats have fun for eternity!!!!
Do you have your life card?
Ohhh but my good friend, you haven't got all your stamps yet, you're missing one to get into the park!
Well, I must admit that your last 24 hours deserve a double stamp, so you can come in."
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You can also use your last life
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But you'll have to go through limbo and find your way back!

You summon every last ounce of courage you have left, and as you dive into the oven, you let go of the most enoooormous fart of your life.
In this ingenious and desperate process, you'll burn to death. That's what we call a Cat-astrophe!!!!
But to your credit, you've killed the witch and Batman in one fell swoop, united for life, heart heart.
Hhahahahahahhaaaaaa,
What did you think? I'm not a Nincat, I haven't mastered the cat-ana!
I'm going to grab the little knife with my furry little paws and meow fiercely?
And the other latex tart is going to come between me and his belle and say, "you cat put that knife down or I'll show you my cucumber!"
As luck would have it, for a brief signal story, Batman just happened to be passing by.
Unfortunately, you can't believe everything you read in the comics,
a rich hunk in skin-tight tights, a hot witch,
an appetizing cat cooked in marinade with cute little wild mushrooms and baked potatoes ...
Even I think I look appetizing that way!














