"Ahhhh there you are little Ham, just in time for supper!"
Ok out of context it could be fun,
but then she looks at me strangely and gently invites me to jump into the oven.
(It also explains the bath with its marinated scents...)
It seems to me that I had something planned for this evening, something like aqua pony.
Call for help
Take a knife
Peacefully contemplating death
You gradually make your way through the small space,
feeling your life fold in on you, hope slipping away with every breath...
But ohhh I see the light,
HOORAY I'M OUT OF THAT DAMN HOUSE !!!!
AH FINALLY SOME FRESH AIR........
At the bottom of the stairs, it's pitch black, and I notice a small hole in the wall left by a loose brick...
Turning back
Tempting the unknown
The trapdoor is heavy and creaky, and I catch a glimpse of an unpleasant staircase...
CONTINUE
TURNING BACK
No, the door's locked, there's no way out!
You're ignoring her presence, pretend nothing's wrong and get close enough to the witch,
you use your natural velocity to escape through the half-open door!
She's after you,
Now it's time for the action of the movie, CHASE!!!!!
Ahh here it is, Astro thingy!
(yes, I know I said I couldn't read... it's a cover so no one will ask!)
So ... :
Flickering with intermittence = July 14th
A big bright red dot in the sky = Rudolph Zero?
All the lights go on = Merry Christmas
A brief flash = The neighbor waiting for his mistress
Bat Signal = Got Ham is in danger!
Huh, what???
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"Minnouuuuu, mommy is home, where are you???"
And there's that other one again, licking my paw pads...
Use super power
SPEED AND DODGE
Use super power
NONCHALANCE AND DISDAIN
A quick look at the Palmistry table...
Ok this ball is so dirty I don't see how she can read anything on it, it just says "a rag you know?"
Oh dear, some damn cardboard things have fallen down, with weird drawings on them...
A guy out of shape, a knife, a ham...
Not very inspiring!
OK, it stinks of old, there's dust just about everywhere, you can hardly see anything, but it's clear that we're in a magic workshop!
Now it's time to get snooping!
Search
Search
If you look up, you'll see bats... ahem, they look succulent.
But it's weird, they form irregular circles in the sky,
THEY LOOK AT ME !!!!
It's like they're trying to tell me something!
Well ok, bats, trying to talk to me... it seems to me that a little nap would be necessary!
But what does that mean, I need to find more information!
