Grimoire des astres
Ahh here it is, Astro thingy!
(yes, I know I said I couldn't read... it's a cover so no one will ask!)
So ... :
Flickering with intermittence = July 14th
A big bright red dot in the sky = Rudolph Zero?
All the lights go on = Merry Christmas
A brief flash = The neighbor waiting for his mistress
Bat Signal = Got Ham is in danger!
Huh, what???
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"Minnouuuuu, mommy is home, where are you???"
And there's that other one again, licking my paw pads...