"ahhha hhha lalalalala, my little ham, how good you'll be, well wrapped in marinated juice,
I've got ham, I've got ham !!!!! "
Hmm... she's pretty, but her singing talents leave something to be desired, the theme leaves me particularly perplexed, and it's a real torture, my ears bleed !!!!
This has to stop, right now.
Come on, I'll take a piece of bacon and go!
What if I push this?
You can't fight me, old woman, I'm an "expert level pain in the ass"!
What a monster! After such a deliciously cruel meal, the Game Master decides to inflict punishment on you !!!!
MOUAHAHAHAHAHAH !
EAT THE MOUSE!
Maybe we can become friends?
Ahhh, you naughty kitty! Stay in that chair and don't move, you're punished!
"Meow... yes... what authority... I'm going to purge my sentence in this cozy armchair with only this down blanket for company, ohh I'm in so much pain!
Close the door when you leave, there's a draught !!!! "
Oh, a mouse! Hi there!
Oh pretty little cat, here you are resting in this soft armchair and when you're less tired I'll take care of you.
Here are some sweets if you're feeling peckish.
Sweets? Yummy!
I'd rather bite the mouse that just flew by!!!!
Eating? What do you mistake me for? I'm going to train my hunting instincts on this wonderful little innocent feather!
"You can never rest easy, can you!"
The witch takes you inside the thatched cottage and offers you a bowl of this marvellous greasy white beverage!
Oh good milk!!!
Me? A docile cat? Never!
What a great place to lick your own ass,
A soft light, a gentle breeze, no nosy neighbors to ogle me...
Pretty butterfly come back here, rohh but I wouldn't hurt you!
Although... I didn't promise anything...
Come back here !!!
Zzzzzz, zzzzzz
Hmm Scratchy...
Scratchy?
Who's scratching me? Ahh it's you!
Escape
Follow the witch
You're a little kitty cat,
you walk around your house.
Oh a pumpkin, perfect atmosphere with the cemetery nearby,
all that's missing is a howling wolf and the horror movie can begin ...
