With your eyes closed, you slowly emerge from your torpor, and with all the laziness that characterizes you, you let out a little fart.
Well... you imagined a little fart, but it was a little more substantial than expected, and a little too close to the fire.
Well ok, books, books, books, nothing interesting... since I can't read,
BUT a nice armchair by the fire is perfect for a cute little cat!
Falling asleep
Looking out of the window
You may not have used up your stock of 9 lives...
You hear a loud noise....
AND CRRRAC!
(it seems to be the sound of your neck...)
Ah, I can hear her coming out, finally a bit of peace, we're going to be able to see a bit of the place!
Now that's enough, you've done enough stupid things so either calm down,
or I'll hang you by your tail, stick two shrimp up your nostrils and make you watch cucumber movies!
Eat your swill and behave!
(I could have resisted the shrimp by throwing up a little on her carpet, but the cucumbers are more than I can take... she's very persuasive that bitch).
It's too much for me, it's time to get out of here!
Not bad, but there wasn't the little parsley leaf like on TV!
Now that you're all handsome, I hope you'll stay calm, you little glutton!
Here's some sweets for you.
Ahhh finally, she understands me!
Look what I'm doing with your condescension!
"Who's a rude little cat?! Mommy will teach you to stay clean and well-behaved!"
I was telling you about a horror film earlier? Well, here it is! Here we are, it's A BATH !!!!!
Dignity -1000xp
And I don't know this brand of soap at all, but it's a bit greasy, smells of honey and... barbecue sauce.
It's a little lukewarm, and not so unpleasant ...
Come on, I'm going wild!
Let me out of the old crooone !!!!!
Ohhhh, it's so much fun, it flies, it plops, it makes smoke and glows all at the same time!
Ah what a talent, I've always had the soul of a great sorcerer, I knew it! Oh dear...
"COME HERE, YOU LITTLE BARBARIAN! IT MAKES YOU LAUGH, BUT WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING NOW !!!! "
The mouse shares his cheese with you, and shows you the path he takes to steal victuals in the kitchen!
