You summon every last ounce of courage you have left, and as you dive into the oven, you let go of the most enoooormous fart of your life.
In this ingenious and desperate process, you'll burn to death. That's what we call a Cat-astrophe!!!!
But to your credit, you've killed the witch and Batman in one fell swoop, united for life, heart heart.
My last will and testament
Put an end to my sufferings
Death and despair,
no chance of surviving such humiliation, after an experience like that what's the point of existence.
Resign yourself and wait for the end
Last attempt before the end
Hhahahahahahhaaaaaa,
What did you think? I'm not a Nincat, I haven't mastered the cat-ana!
I'm going to grab the little knife with my furry little paws and meow fiercely?
And the other latex tart is going to come between me and his belle and say, "you cat put that knife down or I'll show you my cucumber!"
As luck would have it, for a brief signal story, Batman just happened to be passing by.
Unfortunately, you can't believe everything you read in the comics,
a rich hunk in skin-tight tights, a hot witch,
an appetizing cat cooked in marinade with cute little wild mushrooms and baked potatoes ...
Even I think I look appetizing that way!
"Ahhhh there you are little Ham, just in time for supper!"
Ok out of context it could be fun,
but then she looks at me strangely and gently invites me to jump into the oven.
(It also explains the bath with its marinated scents...)
It seems to me that I had something planned for this evening, something like aqua pony.
Call for help
Take a knife
Peacefully contemplating death
You gradually make your way through the small space,
feeling your life fold in on you, hope slipping away with every breath...
But ohhh I see the light,
HOORAY I'M OUT OF THAT DAMN HOUSE !!!!
AH FINALLY SOME FRESH AIR........
At the bottom of the stairs, it's pitch black, and I notice a small hole in the wall left by a loose brick...
Turning back
Tempting the unknown
The trapdoor is heavy and creaky, and I catch a glimpse of an unpleasant staircase...
CONTINUE
TURNING BACK
No, the door's locked, there's no way out!
You're ignoring her presence, pretend nothing's wrong and get close enough to the witch,
you use your natural velocity to escape through the half-open door!
She's after you,
Now it's time for the action of the movie, CHASE!!!!!
