Chasse Trésor 2023

Ahh here it is, Astro thingy!

(yes, I know I said I couldn't read... it's a cover so no one will ask!)

So ... :

Flickering with intermittence = July 14th

A big bright red dot in the sky = Rudolph Zero?

All the lights go on = Merry Christmas

A brief flash = The neighbor waiting for his mistress

Bat Signal = Got Ham is in danger!

Huh, what???

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 "Minnouuuuu, mommy is home, where are you???"

And there's that other one again, licking my paw pads...

A quick look at the Palmistry table...

Ok this ball is so dirty I don't see how she can read anything on it, it just says "a rag you know?"

Oh dear, some damn cardboard things have fallen down, with weird drawings on them...
A guy out of shape, a knife, a ham...

Not very inspiring!

OK, it stinks of old, there's dust just about everywhere, you can hardly see anything, but it's clear that we're in a magic workshop!

Now it's time to get snooping!

If you look up, you'll see bats... ahem, they look succulent.

But it's weird, they form irregular circles in the sky,

THEY LOOK AT ME !!!!

It's like they're trying to tell me something!

With your eyes closed, you slowly emerge from your torpor, and with all the laziness that characterizes you, you let out a little fart.

Well... you imagined a little fart, but it was a little more substantial than expected, and a little too close to the fire.

Well ok, books, books, books, nothing interesting... since I can't read,

BUT a nice armchair by the fire is perfect for a cute little cat!

You may not have used up your stock of 9 lives...

You hear a loud noise....

AND CRRRAC!
(it seems to be the sound of your neck...)

Ah, I can hear her coming out, finally a bit of peace, we're going to be able to see a bit of the place!

Now that's enough, you've done enough stupid things so either calm down,
or I'll hang you by your tail, stick two shrimp up your nostrils and make you watch cucumber movies!

Eat your swill and behave!

(I could have resisted the shrimp by throwing up a little on her carpet, but the cucumbers are more than I can take... she's very persuasive that bitch).