Now that you're all handsome, I hope you'll stay calm, you little glutton!
Here's some sweets for you.
Ahhh finally, she understands me!
Look what I'm doing with your condescension!
"Who's a rude little cat?! Mommy will teach you to stay clean and well-behaved!"
I was telling you about a horror film earlier? Well, here it is! Here we are, it's A BATH !!!!!
Dignity -1000xp
And I don't know this brand of soap at all, but it's a bit greasy, smells of honey and... barbecue sauce.
It's a little lukewarm, and not so unpleasant ...
Come on, I'm going wild!
Let me out of the old crooone !!!!!
Ohhhh, it's so much fun, it flies, it plops, it makes smoke and glows all at the same time!
Ah what a talent, I've always had the soul of a great sorcerer, I knew it! Oh dear...
"COME HERE, YOU LITTLE BARBARIAN! IT MAKES YOU LAUGH, BUT WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING NOW !!!! "
The mouse shares his cheese with you, and shows you the path he takes to steal victuals in the kitchen!
"ahhha hhha lalalalala, my little ham, how good you'll be, well wrapped in marinated juice,
I've got ham, I've got ham !!!!! "
Hmm... she's pretty, but her singing talents leave something to be desired, the theme leaves me particularly perplexed, and it's a real torture, my ears bleed !!!!
This has to stop, right now.
Come on, I'll take a piece of bacon and go!
What if I push this?
You can't fight me, old woman, I'm an "expert level pain in the ass"!
What a monster! After such a deliciously cruel meal, the Game Master decides to inflict punishment on you !!!!
MOUAHAHAHAHAHAH !
EAT THE MOUSE!
Maybe we can become friends?
Ahhh, you naughty kitty! Stay in that chair and don't move, you're punished!
"Meow... yes... what authority... I'm going to purge my sentence in this cozy armchair with only this down blanket for company, ohh I'm in so much pain!
Close the door when you leave, there's a draught !!!! "
Oh, a mouse! Hi there!
Oh pretty little cat, here you are resting in this soft armchair and when you're less tired I'll take care of you.
Here are some sweets if you're feeling peckish.
Sweets? Yummy!
I'd rather bite the mouse that just flew by!!!!
Eating? What do you mistake me for? I'm going to train my hunting instincts on this wonderful little innocent feather!
"You can never rest easy, can you!"
The witch takes you inside the thatched cottage and offers you a bowl of this marvellous greasy white beverage!
Oh good milk!!!
Me? A docile cat? Never!
